I ask this question all the time--to myself (don't worry--not to my kid). Here's the blessing I got the other day in the car. It was a spontaneous recitation by my four-year-old. He was apparently trying to show me that he knows what's what:
#1 (And he did announce the numbers): No tv before school.
#2: No little boys going on the computer to check emails.
#3: No going into somebody else's house
#4: No pushing old ladies.
#5: Be nice to old ladies.
My question is finally answered. You know what you need to know, grasshopper.